Thumb Blocked

When you stroke your thumb on your handheld touch device but it doesn't register because you are wearing gloves.

Why isn't my iPhone working! I can't believe I spent all this money on this piece of junk! Screw you Apple!

Dude you're thumb blocked. Take off your gloves dumba$$.

Thumb Blocked by Kt-Mack February 13, 2010

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thumb blocked

Simlilar to cockblocked, this is when someone else prevents you from something benificial in or around a videogame.

My friend's workplace thumb blocked me when he promised to give me a ride to pick up Resident Evil: DS and they called him in the day of release.

That noob just thumb blocked my windstorm by winning a roll, he doesn't even need it!

I got thumb blocked when Halo 2 came out and the banks closed early.

thumb blocked by Vincent Nasco February 6, 2006

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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