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porn virus

A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.

100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.

Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!

Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
porn virus by ohthelulz August 15, 2020
Word of the Day on August 17, 2020
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Porn Virus

Refers to the increased jacking-off whilst at home in COVID19 isolation.
"I have corona but I also have the porn virus"
Porn Virus by mouldlottery August 23, 2020

Porn Virus

A virus you can get on your computer, tablet, smartphone, or game console from watching a bunch of porn from certain websites. Porn Viruses are hard to remove and can ruin your computer or any kind of electronic device.
Me: Shit, I got a porn virus on my computer. I’m unable to access the internet, and this computer is not doing what I want it to do. This is like the coronavirus for electronic devices.
Porn Virus by AntiCircumcisionMan August 17, 2020

HISOKA PORN VIRUS 

WHEN SOMEONE SENDS YOU A LINK WITH HISOKA NUDES PORN FEATURING GON DONT CLICK IT OR YOU WILL CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPSLOOK
OH NO I HAVE HISOKA PORN VIRUS

Pornovirus 

A computer virus contracted while watching porn. Derived from either clicking on the dodgy ads, popup malware or by downloading a video for later use. Notoriously hard to clean from your system, pornovirus often requires reformatting to achieve a full cure.
Goddammit! I was fapping on YouPorn and got a pornovirus again!!!
Pornovirus by epicflog October 27, 2017
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