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takoma park 

Takoma Park is a fuckin SWEET hippy town. lots of TREES!, chill spots, parks, and blaaazers young and old. a place where you can walk to all your friends houses, smoke on every street, and enjoy the environment.
x: damn, where should we smoke??
l: well, we can hotbox at the christian school, smoke on the roof, at spring park, opal D's, Westmoreland park, jna busses, the college, the woods, the gazeebo, piney branch, sligo, fuck lets just do it here, its Takoma Park.
takoma park by Flinz October 4, 2005
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takoma park 

capital of hippie-land, home of speed humps (not to be confused with speed bumps) and lots of drunkenneess atop christian schools deep in the night. also home of the squirrel lady and that guy who walks around swinging a dead fox.
l: dude, let's break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!
takoma park by hottness January 12, 2004

Takoma Park 

Yo you wanna go smoke some mugwort in Takoma Park?

Yeah dude, all I wanna do tonight is fall asleep and dream.

Takoma Park 

a town in maryland where retired hippies and stoners of all ages live.
"yeah i grew up in takoma park"

"ohhh thats why you always smell like weed and incense"
Takoma Park by remus'toecheese June 15, 2022

Takoma Park Middle School 

A school located in Silver Spring. Unlike the other definition written by some idiot, this school is unaccepting as fuck and almost all the kids juul, vape, and smoke crack. There is a huge ass divide between the magnet nerds and the non magnet kids who smuggle in weed. This school is only marginally better than Eastern.
Yo, did you go to Takoma Park Middle School?

Yea man, that place was rough as fuck, had to carry a glock with me cuz the security guards didn't do shit. One had 3 teeth and jacked off to hentai all day.

Takoma Park Middle school 

A really great school that is accepting and just AMAZING!