Drama to Earnings Ratio. The amount of personal or professional drama created by a customer, client or business partner divided by the earnings or prospective earnings generated from the relationship. Excessive and unnecessary drama in business relationships create an emotional tax on earnings that transcends the financial statements and negatively impacts all stakeholders in the organization, thus causing a high D/E Ratio.

We have an unbelievably high maintenance client client who calls the office five times a week and disrupts the entire office with special requests, personal problems, false accusations, and emotional outbursts. The fee we charge this client doesn't even come close to covering all the special handling and office distractions. We need to lower the D/E Ratio or dump the client.

D/E Ratio by LeeC June 11, 2011

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e-ratication

A carefully calculated, slow and steady wipeout campaign of a targeted population of rats accomplished by bombarding them with widespread email warnings about the toxicity of their food sources, thereby causing them to starve themselves.

As the well planned mass e-ratication approached, I found myself experiencing a depth of sadness I would have never before anticipated.

e-ratication by Dr Bunnygirl April 28, 2021

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P/E ratio

Pussy-to-Effort Ratio. For a given activity pursued by a heterosexual male, measures how much it will help them get laid versus how much effort said activity requires.

Training to become a virtuoso tuba player has a low P/E ratio. Buying an Ed Hardy shirt and acting like a douchebag has a high P/E ratio.

P/E ratio by buster55 August 19, 2012

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rated e for everyone

A phrase used to describe a slut, refering to the fact that everyone is invited to join in.

"Patricia is hot asf." "Lucky you, she's rated E for everyone."

rated e for everyone by Probably_Not_A_Kiwi November 28, 2016

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