Go fjuck yourself
Go fjuck yourself by funkspiel October 30, 2009
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Go fuck yourself
A colorful method of telling someone to either; a) shut the fuck up
b) go the fuck away
c) go annoy the fuck out of someone else
d) an all inclusive phrase of general distaste which includes a-c as well
b) go the fuck away
c) go annoy the fuck out of someone else
d) an all inclusive phrase of general distaste which includes a-c as well
Practice safe sex & go fuck yourself...
Go fuck yourself by Wsntmewsntyou June 10, 2018
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how about you go fuck yourself
how about you go fuck yourself by Jordster June 14, 2014
Russian warship... Go fuck yourself
-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022
Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).
Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).
"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"
Russian warship... Go fuck yourself by MarshallC February 25, 2022
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why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself
Sally: "Hey 'sup dude what you up to?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"
why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself by 12ed-13lue January 28, 2007
go fuck yourself
When someone tells you to go fuck yourself, they are encouraging you to shove your penis up your own asshole by bending it backwards. Or, if you're a female, to grab the nearest phallic object(s) and penetrate your orifices repeatedly. The connotation is that you'll probably enjoy it and will stop annoying everyone.
Broke Ass: "Hey man, can I have one of your beers out of the fridge?"
Working Man: "Go fuck yourself."
Working Man: "Go fuck yourself."
go fuck yourself by Sled Dog Fucker January 26, 2011
Politely go fuck yourself
A Random entitled bitch walks in back room in middle of dnd game REB- “Hey can y’all shut up”
Me- “Hey can you politely go fuck yourself”
Me- “Hey can you politely go fuck yourself”
Politely go fuck yourself by Duff's Beer March 30, 2019
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