Trust me, you ain't no playa and you don't know what tipsy is, look chump you're a milkaholic, now tell me what club is serve'n up milk?

Randy is a milkaholic, instead of coffee in the morning he has chocolate milk, instead of soda at lunch he has strawberry milk and yes, for dinner he has straight up milk!

Milkaholic by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009

Related Words

Milkaholic • Mileaholic • Milfaholic • mailaholic • maskaholic • Meekaholic • merkaholic • Miliholic • Milkahol • Milkalicious

Milkaholic

When you're so addicted to milk that your mom has to buy a new gallon 3 times a week.

Person 1: *Pours a glass of milk* "This is my 5th cup of milk today"!
Person 2: "Dude, you're such a milkaholic

Milkaholic by I didn't use my real name! March 15, 2022

Milkaholic

A stupid ugly whore who will sue anyone and anything for cocaine money, usually from Hollywood.

Lindsay Lohan is suing E* Trade for calling a baby Lindsay, what a milkaholic.

Milkaholic by KC23 March 10, 2010

Milkaholic

Someone who can’t live without milk

Matthew Hollins is a milkaholic and should be allowed to put this on his year 12 jersey

Milkaholic by Milkaholic September 2, 2019

Milfaholic

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task

This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic

Milfaholic by Tatunka December 9, 2018

mailaholic

Someone who compulsively checks his mails every few minutes.

Tom is a real mailaholic. Even during meals he checks his mails.

mailaholic by JochenEnglish February 27, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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