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1. A emotonally disturbed person, generally female, with serious anger management issues, with whom any attempt to maintain any type of relationship is fruitless and an excercise in personal terror.

2. A person as above, who engages in Internet stalikng and public humilitaion of anyone spurning their advances or disagreeing with their opinion.
I told that her I wasn't interested in dating a chick with a drinking problem, so the staxwell went out and posted all these lies on a web site.
staxwell by Claude Balls December 30, 2003
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stanwell 

A place on the outside of london by heathrow nd staines dat is well known 4 da villance and things that go on. Drugs and arson atacks are well known here, about 20 arrestes for drugs in the last week
stanwell is a violent place
stanwell by Hannah Pickin April 10, 2007
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Smaxwell 

A mootch who likes to moochity moochy mooch.
Smaxwell walks up and asks "Is that chocolate?"
You must therefore give some to him.
Smaxwell by yamadomdom January 18, 2010

Stanwell 

Stanwell is the stance made by angels and agents of heaven to thwart all that is evil and debased. Also can stand for a king or person standing up for the rights of people or cause
taking on the demon her stanwell was strong and resolute
Stanwell by Zamoff June 20, 2009

Stanwell Park

Shitty hole full of dickheads, cunts, bitches and haters.
Tom: "i live in Stanwell park."

Any one not a loser: "Where?"

Tom: "Stanwell Park."

Any one not a loser: "Where?"

Tom: "Stanwell Park!"

Any one not a loser: "Where?"

etc etc...
Stanwell Park by Tommmy22 May 14, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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