2 definition by Claude Balls

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1. A emotonally disturbed person, generally female, with serious anger management issues, with whom any attempt to maintain any type of relationship is fruitless and an excercise in personal terror.

2. A person as above, who engages in Internet stalikng and public humilitaion of anyone spurning their advances or disagreeing with their opinion.
I told that her I wasn't interested in dating a chick with a drinking problem, so the staxwell went out and posted all these lies on a web site.
by Claude Balls December 30, 2003

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1. One whose thought processes are limited to a narrow viewpoint, akin to an electronic "notch filter", leading them to arbitrarily reject any idea or concept falling outside their existing point of view, no matter how clear the evidence.
She is such a notchbrain. She refuses to believe her man is cheating on her even after we showed her the videos and the used condoms!
by Claude Balls December 30, 2003

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