Trojan Ecstasy

The newest condom technology - feels like "Nothings there!" closely meaning that it was created as an excuse for unprotected sex; thus feeling better than a regular one and in exchange resulting in a large number of broken condoms, unwanted pregnancy's, and STD's.

Trojan Ecstasy: 60 percent of the time, - it fails - every time!

Trojan Ecstasy by asdgdfgh July 28, 2009

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trojan ecstacy

condom shaped like a penis missile and fits your penis if you have an over-sized rumple foreskin and/or helmet

Lars: dude i just tried that new trojan ecstacy condom
Tim: how was it? i wanna try them
Lars: honestly, it felt like nothing was there because the top was shaped like i was squeezing the shaft of my dick
Tim: really?! my dick is shaped like a missile so they'd be perf...

trojan ecstacy by Larsss October 21, 2010

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When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Sonion

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Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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