guy 1 you know a guy named parker??
guy 2 yeah he's that skinny blonde autard stoner that never grew up guy 1 hmm he must still be in the amoeba stage
guy 2 yeah he obsesses a ton over pot
random_dude1755665:Shut up autard.
aspie101:why the hell are you calling me an autard emo?
random_dude1755665:Why are u call are u calling me emo?
aspie101:because u keep slitting up ur fucked up wrists.
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on an auto racing forum who spends five days ranting online about tiresome minutiae for every two days spent racing.
"Aktards only serve to drive people away from the forums."
"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on a well-know automobile club racing forum who spends five days complaining about tiresome minutiae for every two days racing.