guy1: "i was trying to sleeplast night when some guy poked his penis through my tent door and jizzed, before i could react hed gone"
guy2: "oh looks like uve bin jizzie rascaled mate, unlucky"
Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'