Tsook 

An onomatopeaia. The sound of a small zap when power cables inside a computer touch the case when the computer is turned on producing sparks and or even a short circuited power supply. So widely used now that it is even used to describe meanings outside of computing.

OH noes. I accidentally Tsooked my computer yesterday now it won't boot up!

*outside of computing* If you don't give me your GTX260 I'm going to Tsook you!

Tsook by Sheng Da Flash Pro March 16, 2009

karen took the kids 

When ur a divorced dad and ur wife (Karen) took the kids

Karen took the kids is aka karen took the fucking kids

Just please don't let this happen to you

You: Hey Babe!
Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!

(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...

karen took the kids by Queen_Messo March 8, 2019

Thooka 

Thooka is tha strap . Texas slang 💯💨🔫

Go get tha thooka these nighhas want smoke

i jus got a new thooka les go spark sum

Thooka by BBG Spanks June 14, 2018

My wife left me and took the kids 

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

My wife left me and took the kids by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

Tookoh 

A new commonly used word towards Call of Duty, meaning someone that constantly uses a sniper and is normally very good at Call of Duty.

"Woah bro that guy is absolutely tookoh with the DSR!"

Tookoh by Jskillet January 3, 2013

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes 

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Tookah 

A reference for weed by 300 gang. It's called tookah because he's a dead rival gang member.

On bro and dem I'm tryna smoke tookah then head out to the block and smoke ops!

Tookah by Scama January 26, 2016