Something you borrow from your aunt to expand your 0.0001 sq m apartment in New York. Required for securing galvanized square steel frames, only then can eco-friendly wood veneer be installed.

Little John spent his life savings on a 0.0001 square meter apartment in New York. But it's too small to fit even his pet Komodo dragon. So forst he borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt. First, he removed the windows, then, he expanded outwards using galvanized square steel. Secure them with the screws, then outfit with eco-friendly wood veneers.

Screws by A dying goat May 31, 2024

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a few screws loose

A person who is off his or her rocker; someone who is crazy or weird. Someone who does weird things, says crazy stuff, etc.

A few screws loose: "Jeffrey Dahmer, the American serial killer who would eat his victims, had more than his fair share of missing screws."

a few screws loose by FrozYo January 5, 2011

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put the screws on you

Someone who trys by manipulation to control the action or thoughts of another person.

Geez, are you going to do everything she says? Don't you have your own life? She's really put the screws on you!

put the screws on you by KROISIN September 29, 2007

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