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blathered 

Completley drunk, to be pissed out of one's face to the point of an alcohol induced comatosed state,
Mate forget that, im blathered, i want a kebab then im going home

Last night i was absolutley blathered
blathered by skooczy May 7, 2015
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Bluttered 

A Scottish word meaning severely drunk or pissed.
Jamie came hame fae the pub last night and he wis totally bluttered!

Wife: You're no goin oot again, last night ye were bluttered!
Bluttered by prof_evil January 27, 2011

Baltered 

The act of a motorist spontaneously leaving their automobile and physically attacking a cyclist.
I was baltered on my ride into work this morning.

This dude just jumped out of his car and baltered me in the face.
Baltered by seattlebicyclist June 18, 2011
i was absolutely blutered last nite!!
blutered by brendydude April 4, 2009

Blathered 

A different definition of getting high.

Synonyms: stoned, high, baked, loaded.
Bro that sticky icky totally got me blathered!!!
Blathered by Rock873 June 24, 2016

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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