blathered

Completley drunk, to be pissed out of one's face to the point of an alcohol induced comatosed state,

Mate forget that, im blathered, i want a kebab then im going home

Last night i was absolutley blathered

by skooczy May 7, 2015

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Blathered

A different definition of getting high.

Synonyms: stoned, high, baked, loaded.

Bro that sticky icky totally got me blathered!!!

by Rock873 June 24, 2016

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blathered • blattered • blatherdom • brathered • Sepp Blattered • battered • bothered • blatherskite • blastered • bladdered

To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.

Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"

by Todd28289 December 3, 2010

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hot and bothered

To become sexually aroused to the point where you are unable to think clearly.

I got the mad flow that makes all the ladies get hot and bothered.

by DB September 18, 2004

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Can't be bothered

When you really aren't in the mood to do something, generally because you are tired, feeling lazy or it's not important

Person 1: "Do you want to go the gym today?"
Person 2: "No, I really can't be bothered."
Person 1: "Why not?"
Person 2: "I'm really just not in the mood today."

by NadNadNad November 6, 2011

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blather

Meaningless, incessant talk.

She blathered on about the neighbors.

by Andrew Hedges June 11, 2006

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battered sav

Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date

.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date

by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007

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