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Puddlebutt 

A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.

It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.
Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!
Puddlebutt by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020

cuddlebug 

A person who loves to cuddle, usually completely platonic.
Jamie is a total cuddlebug, but she never goes farther than that.
cuddlebug by John Dupras April 22, 2005

cuddlebug 

A small, furry, living mammal which one can cuddle with. Most often exemplified by either A) a sweet and gentle young kitten curled up on a human's chest or lap, or B) a cute little kitten resting in a "loaf of bread" position.
I'm in bed cuddling with my cuddlebug.
cuddlebug by Taz the Spaz October 31, 2012

Cuddlenuts 

When one wears jeans that are way too tight and it causes shrinkage. No cold water necessary.
"Damn Dan Billy, I just got out them jeans you told me to buy, and I got a serious case of the cuddlenuts!"
Cuddlenuts by wayvern November 28, 2003

cuddlebuggy 

A full body entwined cuddle that goes on for an extended time period while doing some other activity such as watching TV.
A cuddlebuggy situation would involve watching tv with your child while holding them close.
cuddlebuggy by geetrio November 5, 2012

Cuddlebug 

A person that is cuddly and cute.
Zacky is my cuddlebug!
Cuddlebug by Aubrey Kaz May 5, 2009