meat face

a person who purposly glues meat to their face for an unknown reason.
the meat can be glued on in various ways such as, with a hinge.

"i say, that man appears to have meat on his face, therfore he is a meat face"

meat face by jesus 09 October 17, 2008

meat face

to be the lamest of the lame. if you are a meat face then you need to die.

Andrew, you are such a meat face. Spencer is the master.

meat face by Spencer Ruthaferd August 3, 2008

meat face

an insult. a person who annoys drunk people by offering distastefull food and tells boring stories and bad jokes.

wow, i didn't know theresa was such a meat face!

meat face by tito the bandito October 10, 2008

reverse meat face cowboy 

A sexual position in which the female straddles the males face and grinds incessantly.

Paul's just a regular 'ole reverse meat face cowboy.

reverse meat face cowboy by Rob February 9, 2005

Face Meat 

That extra layer of fat on your face that you get when you gain weight!

It's definitely time to go on a diet, I have extra face meat!

Face Meat by BambiCakes2 April 18, 2017

Face Meat 

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"

Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.

Face Meat by GermanGoon January 13, 2025

face like a dropped meat pie 

someone with a really, really, really, rediculously ugly face

frank has a face like a dropped meat pie.

face like a dropped meat pie by Mini-D October 17, 2005