crafro

noun - a white persons afro.

Mitch Mitchell of The Jimi Hendrix Experience had a crafro (awesome drummer!)

Neal Schon of Journey had a crafro. (Sorry bad band, good example)

by Ryan Ellz June 18, 2008

Chafro

When a guy grows a beard that is starting to frizz up like an afro.

"Dude, your beard is getting too full! Trim your chafro!"

by Frizzy Beard December 16, 2009

craprostinating

The opposite of procrastination. When you get everything you've set out to do (or are required to get done) in record time & are bored because you did it so damn fast.

Hey, why's Bobby looking glum?

He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.

by Tommyt July 12, 2011

craprodisiac

Also spelled "craphrodisiac". In the way an aphrodisiac makes you horny, a craprodisiac gives you an undeniable urge to move your bowels.

I love Taco Bell, but I can only eat it on the way home because it's a major craprodisiac.

by J December 22, 2004

crapronym

an acronym (series of letters that represents multiple words that are frequently used together) that ignores a word or uses a letter other than the first in a word, so that it may sound better. A crapronym may also use a commonly ignored word such an article.

Acronym: nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) - uses every word
Crapronym: selection of ligands by exponential enrichment (SELEX) - uses both "e" and "x" from "exponential' and ignores "enrichment"

by Pennsylvania Fatts June 23, 2009

Cafrobat

2. A person who can contort themselves and twist their bodies in an attempt to not spill their coffee.
Cafrobatics

Wow did you see the cafrobatic moves on scott there, and he did'nt even spill a drop.

by chefscott June 28, 2011

CrAkron

Another name for the sphincter of America.. Akron, Ohio.

And for good reason.

"Hey man, where are you at?"

"Just chillen up in Crakron."

by Twitcha March 12, 2009