Cafrobat

A person who will jump through hoops or contort themselves, (literally and figuratively) to get coffee or other caffienated beverage.

Wow Kerry is such a cafrobat when she has no coffee

by chefscott June 18, 2011

Cafrobat

2. A person who can contort themselves and twist their bodies in an attempt to not spill their coffee.
Cafrobatics

Wow did you see the cafrobatic moves on scott there, and he did'nt even spill a drop.

by chefscott June 28, 2011