Derection

The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff

Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”

by HerbanDictionarian September 1, 2019

Derection

when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.

Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!

Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!

by elliot0084 June 11, 2008

Derection

Something so horrific or strange that is causes an erect Penis to go flaccid.

being thrown up on ruined my night and caused a massive derection

by Trianglesoflove January 2, 2017

Derection

The opposite of an erection. When you see/hear something so disgusting that your penis instantly becomes soft.

Man 1: I just saw Lindsey Lohan file a lawsuit against GTA V and I got a derection

by TheReckoning7 May 26, 2018

Derection

The act of sucking the male genitalia (cock and balls) into the body, leaving a crater.

Dude is that a hairy chick?" "Naw man that's just a guy flashing his derection."

by [Insert penis here] July 31, 2011

derection

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.

Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!

by Emberlix February 19, 2005

derection

The deflation of an erection. Not to be confused with "direction"

The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs

by Too Much Fun In Biology September 28, 2009