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A vagina in which the labia, through extended stretch and use, have become floppy, elastic, or rubber-like, similar to the cheeks of a neopolitan mastiff.
Greg: So did you get with that girl?
Jack: I was going to, but when she took her pants off she was sporting massive vajowls. Kind of a turn off.
Greg: So...did you get with that girl?
Jack: ...Yes.
vajowls by Gunpowder February 18, 2009
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vaginal tissue SO redundant that upon placement of tight garments, tissue drapes into an elongated, pendulous cameltoe
Amy really ought to wear more comfortable, roomy pants since when she wears those, her vajowls are in plain sight and remind me of my saint bernard when he is sad
vajowls by howzay May 17, 2008
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"Bitch, you best not be flaunting your vajowls, around my man!"
Vajowls by Ker-Bear July 20, 2022
A person with such terrible botox their lips look like a swollen vagina. Commonly associated with guidos, guidettes and people with orange skin.
Angela gets botox so much the vajowl that is her mouth should have a censor bar over it.
vajowl by methlabpolitiks July 10, 2012

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026