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Noun: Anyone I'd Like to Fuck. (sounds like MILF without the "M" pronunciation)
Identifying another person as physically attractive, then stating if the chance presented itself, you would fornicate with them. There is no prerequisite to being an ILF except that you must NOT be a mother, grandmother, or disabled (MILF, GILF, DILF). ILF is limited to those that don't fit under other ILF categories.
"Dude, look at that hot chick over there! She's an ILF"

(As an attractive female walks by, you point and exclaim) "ILF!"

"Ey, lets go to that party, I heard there'll be a grip of ILFs there!"
ILF by Beanjoe October 26, 2006
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Much like a milf, only without children.
ilf by turnerbrown April 19, 2005
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A person who doesn't yet fit the requirement of MILF/DILF (they don't have children) but they are still someone you'd like to get funky with
Yeah, he doesn't have kids so he's not technically a DILF but he's still an ILF
ILF by PhatAshkenaziB00bies April 18, 2021
Used to define a combination of milfs and dilfs.
OMG, Sarah and John are such ilfs!
Letter before it usually is, and stands for:

Milf = mum ild like to fuck
Silf = Sister ild like to fuck
Dilf = dad ild like to fuck
Nilf = Nan ild like to fuck
Gilf = Girlfriend ild like to fuck
Filf = Flid ild like to fuck
Man your mums a MILF!!!!
ILF by SirPagey May 13, 2008
"I laughed ferociously". Used by those who hate LMAO and LOL.
Cleo: yeah, he looks like a bald noah centineo
Kylie: OMG, ILF
ilf by larry_wheee_whoopdeedoo April 18, 2020
I'm legitimately fapping. Used in those moments in which you can't hold a conversation with a friend because you are masturbating.
Kyle: yo, did you get that thing I sentcha?
Keegan: ILF
Kyle: so you did then..I'll give you a three minutes
ILF by Sobriquet318 January 18, 2012