Ilford
Up and coming town in "Essex in London". Ideally located for City workers, it's a much better place to be than the grimy inner city.
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Ilford
The location of this place is London it is a small town within the county of essex it is commonly associated with skets and playaz and a lot of sterotypical wanabez . The area is also known as the endz which is a far fetched distortion of the truth which is merely it is a town also full of old people hu need lukin afta
Ilford by "GaNgStA" - ha ha June 28, 2004
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Ilford
There are bere skets and players around here but there are also very piff and blessed people! This area is small but you can still have fun down these ends! This area has mainly Asian backgrounds and the best is obviously the Pakistanis and afghans! There's some moist people down here:/ If you don't like this area WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? Fuck outta it! Bitches will always remain bitches.
Ilford by Zooma da DON March 26, 2012
Ilford Ursuline
Ilford Ursuline is a school in ilford full of elite slags and skets from Redbridge, Newham and barking. Most of the girls have a higher body count than GCSES. In this school Year 7s steak coco pops from Tesco’s and give uck to 7 guys in Dagenham at 10pm. Majority of the girls are cock conisseurs and have to wear braces because their teeth bruk from all the dick that has been in their mouth.
Guy1: yooo what school does that girl you’re linking come from
Guy2: she comes from Ilford Ursuline
Guy1: nah don’t link her her pussy is wider than the Romford road
Guy2: she comes from Ilford Ursuline
Guy1: nah don’t link her her pussy is wider than the Romford road
Ilford Ursuline by miss Russel March 23, 2019
Ilford county high school
Ilford county high school is an all boys grammar school. It’s sister schools is woodford county high school and both schools have fairly bad reputations so their dating options are excluded to each other. Most students there are way too dumb to be grammar school kids. Ilford students are widely known as wannabe roadmen and they act like such neeks who think they’re hard. It’s hard not to find an ugly person there. Also you can spot their bright red blazers from a mile away.
Woodford county student: ilford county high school boys are so peng and cool wowww
Normal school girl: ew what’s wrong with you they’re all ugly neeks
Normal school girl: ew what’s wrong with you they’re all ugly neeks
Ilford county high school by Anonolena February 7, 2019
Ilfordner
non ilfordner: where u from?
ilfordner: ilford.
non ilfordner: cool, i envy you.
ilfordner: of course you do.
ilfordner: ilford.
non ilfordner: cool, i envy you.
ilfordner: of course you do.
Ilfordner by Ilfordner. February 6, 2006
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