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recieving a blow job, while taking a dump.
My bitch gave me a blump last night. It was good.
blump by baggs November 24, 2004
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When something SUCKS! When you find out about it, it ruins your day
God damn bro is it just me or is RC blump at soccer?
Blump by chortles November 12, 2017
Someone who can’t hang; passes out too early, quits the party to early
“Hey is so n so coming to the party tonight?” “Nah, he can’t hang, he’s a blump”
Blump by Violetsrnotblue August 21, 2023
The fat spouse of a physically fit person.
Wow! I just finished with my workout. I wish my blump of a husband would workout, too.
blump by karlota August 6, 2014
Someone who is one of more of the following:

fat, ridiculous, rude, big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way

Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.
That blump sat there like a toad all day and watched us and wouldn't even get out of the way when we asked her nicely to move!
blump by J L M R March 21, 2008
Adjective

A complex state of being sad, hungry, and bored at an ungodly hour of the day.
It was already 3 am and Karen was feeling a little blump, barring her self-imposed social decorum and the fact that she gorged herself on a bucket of chicken wings not but a few hours ago. Yes, indeed, Karen was a feeling quite blump.
Blump by momomoniker September 15, 2020