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Manchester United Football Club
a.k.a.
Massively Useless Football Club
"Hey guys, aren't MUFC great?"
*tumbleweed*
MUFC by steve91 November 3, 2007
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MUFC stands for "Man Under Female Control."
"Some MUFC talk without proper reasoning."
"I'm not a MUFC so, I have a say on issues concerning my marriage!"
MUFC by Ozonetoy007 January 13, 2021

mufc_ssk 

mufc_ssk by anonymous March 28, 2021
A Football Twitter nonce who is aroused around young children and has been cought sending a twitter DM of his Genitals to a Young Girl In which who was a Catfish. His twitter account has been Suspended but his Minions still show sympathy to his Actions.
OMG , MufcSZN is back in my DMs.

MufcSZN is a guy that has no life.

MUFCJahaan 

Proper Tapped Individual from twitter simps over women on the internet on the daily
that MUFCJahaan bloke is proper tapped innit
MUFCJahaan by Tozz0a March 18, 2021
The mutation of a Muffin and a Cupcake.
"I just accidentally started drawing this Cupcake when I wanted it to be a Muffin so it ended up a Mufcake."
Mufcake by xxchiyo July 21, 2009
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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