schmalfuss 

Schmalfuss originates from two words, "schmal" and "fuss"

To schmalfuss is to kick up an unnecessary fuss or trouble about nothing. Schmal comes from small(and fuss from fuss.) It is used in conversation regularly when describing menstrual or pregnant women who are making trouble out of nothing. To make a mountain from a molehill. To make something from nothing.

Stop bitching about every little thing! Good god, you are practically a schmalfuss!

schmalfuss by Phil Anthropist July 23, 2007

shmalruss 

a flying creature that looks like a walruss but it is not a walruss. a shmalruss has two long teeth and it wears a sombrero with polka dots on it. the shmalruss alsi has an elongaated body like a snake and its mating call is played via the nose flute

dude! i left my shmalruss in washington DC

shmalruss by Sammy the shmalruss February 15, 2009

schmauss 

Any schmauss has a 14 inch dick and are hot once I met a Wyatt schmauss and his was 15 inches he satisfied me all night

Omg the schmausses are her go clean your pussy

schmauss by Joyest April 23, 2024