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A gaping anus. A gaping asshole.
My wife had a gapey after an hour of pounding my cock up her asshole.

The gynecologist could tell that her patient engages in a lot of anal sex because when the patient bent over on all fours to expose her asshole, the patient had a gapey.
gapey by j0e_22 July 19, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
A great prank one pulls on friends by pulling their pants down, bending over and spreading their cheeks with their hands, revealing their gaping asshole.
“Dude last night Benny did a gapey after we got back from the bars, it was horrifying
Gapey by Merchy McMerchtown April 26, 2025
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gapey eyes

White people's eyes, wide eyes, dolly eyes, ghostly eyes, skully eyes, sunken eyes.

Opposite of chinky eyes or chink in the armor. Gaping hole.

Also has a gay connotation, gape sounds like gay, which white people are commonly known to have large flamboyant gay population.
What you gaping at with your gapey eyes?
gapey eyes by gaping eyes February 13, 2015

Gaper Gap 

The large open space on the forehead of a gaper between the helmet (or hat) and goggles while skiing/riding. Also visible days after in the form of a sun burn or wind burn on the forehead.
Gaper: Man, my forehead got fried skiing this weekend!
Local: You need to pull your helmet down and cover your gaper gap.
Gaper Gap by CJ Waz April 16, 2011
A sailor man that may or may not have four testicles?
“My new man has a Gappy”
“Oh he has four testicles
Gappy by XxPussySlayer69696969xX August 7, 2019

Gummy Gape 

When an gelatinous edible unexpectedly overtakes you and gapes you mentally or gaped your third eye.
Patrick asked his friends for one edible, but instead took three and accidentally but severely gummy gaped himself.
Gummy Gape by Mitchapalooza October 10, 2020

Garey Snider 

A musical legend,Producer,Drummer,Composer.Also Known as GSpider.
Garey Snider,GSpider,Drummer,Producer,composer,Scarling,The Cure
Garey Snider by jojojox October 30, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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