wif 

With

Come wif me into the ally where I will show you my peener.

wif by SeptiK September 7, 2003

wif 

another way to say with.

I is wif none uva den me main man Pat Bushnan

wif by ,,,,,,,,,, April 2, 2007

Wif 

A woman or man whom happens to be married to Ian.

* marriage happens *

Ian: NEW WIF OK

Wif by MikeIan December 11, 2019

wif 

Wow I'm Fucked up.Extremely stoned or drunk or both!

Cindy: Hey dude nabil how are you feeling?
Nabil: WIF!

wif by soulchild420 December 9, 2008

wif 

to smell something

<IO-> wifs == teh gay
<wifs> mMmm... anal passage...

wif by io June 19, 2003

Wif 

Woman I'm fucking.

I'm going to the movies with the wif.

Wif by Chucky Von Lucky May 28, 2009

wif 

Another word for Wife.

I wonder what my wif is doing for tea.

Come here wif, I want you.

wif by jedipunk September 8, 2003