WIFS

Stands for "Work is for suckas". It is the phrase to voice one's own contempt for work yet bitter acceptance as a source of income.

coworker 1: "I have to go in early today to cover someone's shift."
coworker 2: "WIFS!"

friend 1: "Want to go get a cup of coffee?"
friend 2: "I can't, I'm at work."
friend 1: "Really? Why are you working right now?"
friend 2: "Because I've been working this same shift for several years now."
friend 1: "WIFS, man."

WIFS by notkasuo June 18, 2008

Wifs

The sensual part of a woman’s hips that curve out pleasingly and provide a love handle for a man that wishes to know her carnally. Misinterpreted from Missy Elliott’s song “Work it”

Oh gurl, I love them wifs when you’re wearing that underwear.

Wifs by Margauxxxx December 26, 2019

wifster 

n. Your brother-in-laws wife that is your sister

Where's the wifster?

wifster by Flypsa April 10, 2015

wifsul 

Walk In. Fuck Shit Up. Leave.

It's gonna be a wifsul kind of night

wifsul by CBakes and Lowbee November 25, 2014