Spilly Brock 

A person of worthy and gentlemanly character and attributes, who OVER-INDULGES into the alcohol and upon doing so tends to accidentally, intentionally, wilfully, recklessly, and wholly SPILL either his own drink, a drink being poured, a drink about to be poured, someone else's drink (not necessarily at the same table or same group of friends), or in the alternative, telekinetically spill his own drink, a drink being poured, a drink about to be poured, someone else's drink (not necessarily at the same table or same group of friends), either onto the floor, table, shirt, crotch, pants, dress, or any other substance comprised of matter known to man, and upon the finishing of this act(s), a person, or a group of people, beller and/or yell out the phrase, sometimes repeatedly to the detriment and celebration of said person "SpilLy BroCK...SPilLy BroCK!"

Oh man, I totally saw a Spilly Brock at the bar last week

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I was sitting across from a Spilly Brock and everything got soaked

Spilly Brock by Spilly Brock December 15, 2008