cryptarded
retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.
cryptarded by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008
Cryptarded
Cryptarded by Factualthings August 7, 2025
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Cryptard
An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
Cryptard by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018
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Cryptards by ResellBooster69 January 14, 2022
comptarded
Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tär-d&d
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet
comptarded by Four1Fool August 11, 2004
Cryptard
Someone who thinks they know Cryptocurrencies and Assets, but know fuck-all. Generally, someone who has been in crypto form 1 day to 20 weeks only, but who are pig headed and ignorant mental pygmies.
Usually easy to detect as they will be forthcoming about their investment in Ripple (XRP) , BitConnect (BCC) as well as other ShiteCoins and DigitalDogShit.
Other methods of exposing cryptards are, if you say anything bad about Ripple (or in future, Stellar Lumens, or in the past, BitConnect) you will quickly get set upon by all the cryptards in the audience.
E.g. For exposing this truth, this definition will receive a lot of down-votes like a youtube video exposing the non-Crypto ShiteCoin......all of these down thumbs are by cryptards.
Usually easy to detect as they will be forthcoming about their investment in Ripple (XRP) , BitConnect (BCC) as well as other ShiteCoins and DigitalDogShit.
Other methods of exposing cryptards are, if you say anything bad about Ripple (or in future, Stellar Lumens, or in the past, BitConnect) you will quickly get set upon by all the cryptards in the audience.
E.g. For exposing this truth, this definition will receive a lot of down-votes like a youtube video exposing the non-Crypto ShiteCoin......all of these down thumbs are by cryptards.
OK, fine, invest in that ShiteCoin Cryptard. Same time, same place next week; or will you be at home crying about your losses?
No, Ripple is not and never will be more decentralised than BitCoin or any CryptoCurrency; at least give me some rationale behind your delusions you total fucking cryptard.
Sure, Verge is better than every other mineable Privacy coin....you complete cryptard.
Oh yea, you are right you fucking cryptard, TRON will go to the moon with the 100BILLION coins, how fucking cryptarded are you?
No, Ripple is not and never will be more decentralised than BitCoin or any CryptoCurrency; at least give me some rationale behind your delusions you total fucking cryptard.
Sure, Verge is better than every other mineable Privacy coin....you complete cryptard.
Oh yea, you are right you fucking cryptard, TRON will go to the moon with the 100BILLION coins, how fucking cryptarded are you?
Cryptard by Dingus McFlaggan May 9, 2018
cryptards
abbreviation:
1. crypto-retards: people who buy cryptocurrency to get rich, mainly driven by crypto-frauds stupid tweets that don't make sense
2. crypto-frauds: people who run scams and rug-pull on crypto-retards
1. crypto-retards: people who buy cryptocurrency to get rich, mainly driven by crypto-frauds stupid tweets that don't make sense
2. crypto-frauds: people who run scams and rug-pull on crypto-retards
Michael Saylor believes cryptards are idiots as he is.
More chance of you to get lost with cryptards increases with a decrease in your IQ level
More chance of you to get lost with cryptards increases with a decrease in your IQ level
cryptards by judgement_day_doomsayer November 5, 2021
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