An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.
An escapade but involving people who are general asses. Escapades are cool, but the presence of asses turns it into an asscapade, which is decidedly not cool. Note that normally cool people can turn into asses when drinking, thus making any outing an asscapade.
Sharon:I was going to go to movies, but with Bob and Dylan there its going to be a total asscapade
The act of doing or partaking in a series of extravagant Las Vegas fun: usually filled with great sex with a Vegas local, swinging, alcohol, some drugs, lots of gambling and a tad bit of random criminal acts.
I decided to take a trip to Vegas and in that time i committed a whole lot of Vegas acecapades.
An escapade, but you generally can't stop being SassyAF to everyone and everything. Usually used when retelling the events of one's sassiness during an escapade.
I was on a full-blown sasscapades yesterday at work. I might get fired.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.