Hambones 

A pair of undeniably delicious thighs.

You know what I’m taking about. You literally JUST pictured them.

I bet you’re STILL thinkin’ about those fine-ass hambones..

Hambones by Cakelad February 5, 2021

hambones 

Large handles found on the waists of freshmen females, used as handles while conducting intercourse or for spooning. Often the cause of poor self esteem while wearing pants or skirts that are 3 times smaller than their actual waist size.

"Hey Jen, Look at that girl's hambones. It looks like a spare tire of fat around her waist."

"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."

hambones by Chinese Tourist May 3, 2006

hamboned

inebriated; inappropriately wasted

I got so hamboned with Joe last night, I don't even remember how I got home.

hamboned by mlehoopah June 2, 2010

hamboned

To get really nice and drunk.

I'm getting hamboned tonight.

hamboned by Anonymous April 14, 2003

HAMboner

Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others

Oho, looks like you've caught out a HAMboner!

HAMboner by princevitae September 15, 2003

Hambone Sauce 

To go completely HAM ( Hard as a motherfucker). Leaving no prisoners, pillaging everything in its way.

Dana to sales colleague: The account did not sign

Kenneth: Then lets go Hambone sauce on them until the sign or fucking die!

Hambone Sauce by Captajjsjs July 19, 2019

HAMboner

An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.

Please don't feed the Hamboner.

HAMboner by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003