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Hambonus

Instead of getting the traditional holiday bonus for your hard work and perseverance through the year, your place of work awards you with a tiny unappealing ham.
Person 1: Hey what did you get for your X-mas bonus?

Person 2: I might as well have gotten nothing. I got a Hambonus.
by Vivvienne December 26, 2011
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Hambones

A pair of undeniably delicious thighs.

You know what I’m taking about. You literally JUST pictured them.
I bet you’re STILL thinkin’ about those fine-ass hambones..
by Cakelad February 5, 2021
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hambones

Large handles found on the waists of freshmen females, used as handles while conducting intercourse or for spooning. Often the cause of poor self esteem while wearing pants or skirts that are 3 times smaller than their actual waist size.
"Hey Jen, Look at that girl's hambones. It looks like a spare tire of fat around her waist."

"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."
by Chinese Tourist May 3, 2006
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