Noun. An intentional, humorous misspelling of idiot.
1. One who claims ownership/ allegiance/ fondness for two or more entities popularly considered irreconcilable and/or arch-enemies. Originates from an mspaint comic from 4chan's /v/ which pokes fun of cultural jingoism in console wars. It reads:
Stickman 1, with Nintendo
DS: HEY FAGGOT HOW ABOUT GETTING A
REAL HANDHELD !!LOL!! LIKE A NINTENDO
DS
Stickman
2, with Sony PSP: But I have both already
S1: (eyes turn
red) LOL NO YOU DONT YOU IDORT
S2: (holds up
DS in addition to PSP)
S1: (head explodes)
(
NB. While the third line of this comic is frequently used to express disbelief of another's "dual
loyalty," it is often misquoted as "LOL NO YOU DONT IDORT." Properly, there should be another "YOU" before "IDORT.")
2. Also sometimes used to refer to the
red-eyed stickman character himself, rather paradoxically (since his friend is the one who is the "idort").
1. -I used to just buy Coke, but recently I've become an idort and started drinking
Pepsi, too.
-Bob: I like both the
Yankees and the
Red Sox.
Rob: lol no you dont you idort.
2. -I'm going to use actual rubies for the eyes of my life-sized Idort statue.