The 7'0, 400-
lb quarterback of the Sarasota Seamen. According to
legend, he was conceived when his mother cheeked the tailpipe of a school
bus. The bus then drove away, never to be seen again. Because of this, as well as the struggles of being half-vehicle, Jibber had a difficult time finding an identity as he grew up. His only place to escape was on the football field. However, he persevered and now lives a happy life as a
pro football quarterback.