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Me, Tyler and Chad were brocheting
Brochet by DanThesquirrelmuncher October 24, 2020

Brocket 99

"Brocket 99" is the name of an underground radio station spoof recorded on cassette tape in 1986. Produced by radio deejays in Lethbridge Alberta, the show garnered regional, national and limited notoriety beyond Canada's borders by word of mouth in the twenty-three years since it first started to circulate. It was never intended for a mass audience but eventually took on a life of its own, running the gamut of emotional reaction; some see it as harmless idiocy, while others believe it was a deliberate case of targeted "racism" because of the stereotypical humor at the expense of the North American aboriginal. Websites and various spinoffs have surfaced over years dedicated to perpetuating the urban legend. Some see it as a reflection of the racist nature of Canadian society, while others don't understand why some people can't take a joke. Love it or hate it, it is a program that may have long-reaching value as a tool to initiate dialogue.
brockett, parody, racism, comedy, brocket 99
Brocket 99 by dirtchute September 16, 2009

la brochita 

When you tickle a chicks clit with the head of your cock.
La brochita, AKA The brush. Le pasé la brochíta. I gave her the brush, she want the brush.

Brocket, Alberta 

Brocket is a town in southern Alberta located on the Highway 3, between Pincher Creek and Fort Macleod. It is the main community on the Peigan reserve.
Full blooded Native from Brocket, Alberta calls brocket 99 radio station pure genious.
When one uses their bra as a pocket, it is called a
"brocket". A common requirement to having a brocket is to have boobs.
Man: Can you carry my cell?
Woman: I don't have any pockets.
Man: Put it in your brocket.
brocket by Steven1337 December 28, 2005

Scott Borchetta 

A douche who makes up excuses for the obviously untalented.

(See immature, tone-deaf, retarded, lame for more explanation.)
That Scott Borchetta is a douche!
Scott Borchetta by AAG8 February 7, 2010