flaccid

1) Limp or soft
2) When the male penis is unhappy :(
3) "Down" time

Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flaccid state. When you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper... or baseball. Whichever works.

by The Young Definer September 13, 2005

flaccid

penis in a defensive position

"my penis is flaccid" - dan

by anotheralice May 29, 2018

Flaccid

When something or someone is extremely chill or exceeds a normal level of coolness.

Yo that girl was so flaccid last night I wish I got her number.

by thoroughlybred July 12, 2019

flaccid

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER

Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!

by Matt December 15, 2004

flaccid

Limp, lacking muscle

An old dude had a flaccid penis so he had to take viagra.

by Tanisha April 14, 2004

flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

Flaccid

Flaccid; a word used to describe a negative situation. Often used to describe someone's life. It literally means that someone has "flopped", or failed.

"Life is so flaccid" - meaning life sucks.
"This is so flaccid" - meaning this sucks.

by massivefaggot June 18, 2013