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Tarted Up 

If you're going out, most likely to get laid, you get "all tarted up", in other words; get dressed up, put your best clothes on, wear very few clothes.
I saw your little sister today, all tarted up in her mini skirt- then I saw her without the mini-skirt. ~punch~
Tarted Up by B16 D4V3 September 25, 2007
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tarted up 

1. - adj. - wearing an excessive amount of make up, a minimal amount of clothing; ostensibly for the purpose of luring a partner into the act of sexual intercourse. Usually reserved for females, but not as a rule.
"Let's skip the clubs tonight...I can't deal with that much tarted up jailbait."
tarted up by Tom Cerveaux January 26, 2010

K-tarted 

K-tarted is when someone becomes extremely high of a drug called special k (aka. Kizzo, Ketamine, K).

Being K-tarted also usually involves some stupid behavior followed by a retarded look on the persons face.

Another term for the word K-tarted is Kizzazeld
woah look at her shes k-tarted

or did you see bob yeasterday he was Kizzazeld

kkizzazeldkizzoketaminespecial k
K-tarted by SwayJunglist June 19, 2009

shit-tarted

1) to be drunk beyond belief
2) shit-faced
1) After all that beer, Aleman, with wings, was shit-tarted in Chatty's room.
shit-tarted by David Chatterton February 5, 2005
A state characterized by prolonged short-term memory loss, serotonin depletion, and increased anxiety. These adverse effects result from consuming too much MDMA, also known Ecstasy or X, during the course of one's lifetime.
Person 1: "Hey are you going to EDC this weekend?"

Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."
E-Tarted by WarJeeezy August 2, 2011
What you are before you're retarted.
First you were plain tarted, now you just retarted, son!
tarted by J.mitch May 8, 2008