Goomer
Goomer by Glacier psycho July 26, 2022
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goomer
an entity that is prone to the loss of basic funtionality of thought process resulting in momentary lapses of physical awareness.
goomer by Kevin Lovell May 10, 2004
Goomer
A term used in the South-West of England to refer to one-legged and unsuccessful prostitutes; they are usually found roaming the streets of towns and cities.
"Hey man, look at that babe over there wearing the tube top!"
"She's only got one leg; she's a goomer."
"What a disappointment, let's go get some tacos."
"She's only got one leg; she's a goomer."
"What a disappointment, let's go get some tacos."
Goomer
A Goomer is usually a pothead, genius, lacrosse player who is extremely selfish and doesn't care about anyone. You would usually find a Goomer in a crowd of potheads and hippies partying his ass off. A goomer can be a total douche at times. When a goomer is at a party, it will hook up with any girl it wants, but otherwise it is a complete and total pussy. A lot of girls want a goomer's "d" but the goomer is to ignorant to notice it. A goomer is EXTREMELY LAZY!
Jim- "Wow, that guy gets such good grades!"
Jane- "Don't be fooled, he's just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can't take a hint. He was super nice to me last night but now whenever I try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot."
Jim- "Oh well, he must be a pussy ass goomer"
Jane- "Don't be fooled, he's just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can't take a hint. He was super nice to me last night but now whenever I try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot."
Jim- "Oh well, he must be a pussy ass goomer"
Goomer by roseyysinclairr April 9, 2013