1 definition by roseyysinclairr
A Goomer is usually a pothead, genius, lacrosse player who is extremely selfish and doesn't care about anyone. You would usually find a Goomer in a crowd of potheads and hippies partying his ass off. A goomer can be a total douche at times. When a goomer is at a party, it will hook up with any girl it wants, but otherwise it is a complete and total pussy. A lot of girls want a goomer's "d" but the goomer is to ignorant to notice it. A goomer is EXTREMELY LAZY!
Jim- "Wow, that guy gets such good grades!"
Jane- "Don't be fooled, he's just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can't take a hint. He was super nice to me last night but now whenever I try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot."
Jim- "Oh well, he must be a pussy ass goomer"
Jane- "Don't be fooled, he's just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can't take a hint. He was super nice to me last night but now whenever I try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot."
Jim- "Oh well, he must be a pussy ass goomer"
by roseyysinclairr April 10, 2013