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A member of a group originating from Emerson, NJ. Notorious for destroying the houses they’re invited to or banned from drinking at, they hold low standards for both women and school. Most commonly found fiending liquor, weed, or stimulants, approach them with caution or risk losing brain cells to their uneducated banter.
Dude never inviting a goomer over again, I found piss and vomit in my shower.
by Gene Milholen July 03, 2019
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Janie popped some goomers and danced in the redwoods--as the sunlight enveloped her beautiful form with energy-bliss she became one with the universe.
by JohanLix August 17, 2014
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A Goomer is usually a pothead, genius, lacrosse player who is extremely selfish and doesn't care about anyone. You would usually find a Goomer in a crowd of potheads and hippies partying his ass off. A goomer can be a total douche at times. When a goomer is at a party, it will hook up with any girl it wants, but otherwise it is a complete and total pussy. A lot of girls want a goomer's "d" but the goomer is to ignorant to notice it. A goomer is EXTREMELY LAZY!
Jim- "Wow, that guy gets such good grades!"

Jane- "Don't be fooled, he's just a gay little pothead lacrosse player who can't take a hint. He was super nice to me last night but now whenever I try and flirt with him, he just stands there like an idiot."

Jim- "Oh well, he must be a pussy ass goomer"
by roseyysinclairr April 09, 2013
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an entity that is prone to the loss of basic funtionality of thought process resulting in momentary lapses of physical awareness.
The person in the car that just cut me off in traffic is a goomer
by Kevin Lovell May 10, 2004
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A term used in the South-West of England to refer to one-legged and unsuccessful prostitutes; they are usually found roaming the streets of towns and cities.
"Hey man, look at that babe over there wearing the tube top!"
"She's only got one leg; she's a goomer."
"What a disappointment, let's go get some tacos."
by The L-Dog October 22, 2009
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What a doctor says or should say to all the med seeking drug addicts. It means Get Out Of My ER.
Dead beat: Hey doc, I have pain in my abdomen and I need pain medication. I'm allergic to everything except dilaudid, and I'm allergic to anything less than 2 milligrams of dilaudid.
ER Doctor: GOOMER, dead beat!!
by mightydagon June 18, 2011
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