Cunt-stache 

A Cunt-stache is a plaitted moustache formed from pubic hair like a fu man chu

"Oi your drawstring is hangin' out"
"nah mate thats my Cunt-stache"

Cunt-stache by Cozza and Matt co May 23, 2020

cunt satchel 

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.

'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'

cunt satchel by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015

Cunttache 

When you have a big moustache and a female sits on your face making your tache smell like a cunt

Girl: I wanna give you a cunttache
Guy: l fine but I’ll need a shower

Cunttache by Biggest pollard ever August 9, 2020

cuntstache 

The day after stubble from shaving around the snatch that often causes an unpleasant and annoying scratching feeling. Also can be used to describe someone who is irritating.

She got a cuntstache coming along, that filthy bitch.

or

Stop being such a fucking cuntstache!

cuntstache by Rob Tek December 31, 2008

Cuntstache 

After giving oral sex to your girlfriend, wife, or mistress; one may have a 'cuntstache'. This is when the saliva or woman juice gets all over your chin and gives you a remarkably slimy goatee. This can in turn, lead to a rash or possibly herpes.

Peter: Hey dude, you met up with Linda last night?

Jimmy: Yeah man, i gave her oral...

Peter: Dude you have a rash..

Jimmy: Oh yeah, that's my cuntstache, i need to go to the doctors and check it out.

Cuntstache by RyanJWN November 20, 2013

cuntstacle 

1. Something that gets in the way of you getting pussy
2. Someone who stops you getting what you want, by making a cunt of themselves.

Melissa’s brother Dazza is such a cuntstacle, he keeps walking in on us every time I start fingering her

cuntstacle by Loxastic April 18, 2020