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Oxbridge 

This term is used to collectively refer to the University of Oxford and the University of Cambridge, the two most prestigious universities in England.
Admissions to Oxbridge is extremely competitive.
Oxbridge by dedicated scholar November 17, 2011
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oxbridge 

A term combining "Oxford" and "Cambridge", the two oldest and most prestigious English universities.
The centrality of alcohol to social life is something that eve Oxbridge shares with the rest of the British universities.
oxbridge by atemperman January 24, 2004

Oxbridge 

Something which every Asian kid must achieve to please their non-university educated Asian parents so they have full bragging rights against other Asian families otherwise they will be disowned as they brought shame and dishonour to their family
My parents were so mad I didn't get into Oxbridge
Oxbridge by No_Quarter_for_them March 6, 2020

Oxbridge 

An English term to refer to the universities of Cambridge and Oxford as a group in itself due to the distinct status they hold for being the two oldest universities in the country.

Full of smart kids as well as the two singular greatest collections of academic circle jerking wankers in their faculties who think they are the second coming and that their asses are the singular source of light and heat in the world. Often announcing loudly how gracious they are while smugly laughing to each other in private about how the "peasants" fell for it. Can be found on The Student Room spreading propaganda about how accessible it is to everyone.
Oxbridge tutor: "We aim to be as diverse as possible"

Also Oxbridge tutor: Takes inproportionate amounts of private school ignoramuses and "working class minorities" while fucking over everyone in between. But with enough statistical deniability to tell people complaining to "fuck off"
Oxbridge by SaltyThiccToadboi February 26, 2019

Oxbridge Tutorial College

this is an institution that is the pirated mixture of "OX"FORD and CAM"BRIDGE" were they fuck around with lil bitch ass m"£$£& fuckers. Most teachers here are fucked in the anus and the house parents have 5 minute brain-touch, Den dey go crazy for no fucking reason. DON'T BRING YOUR KIDS HERE!!
HAFIZ - * enters kitchen and lawal slaps his ass *
HOUSE PARENT - * TELLS HAFIZ * I'm seizing your phone
EVERYONE IN THE KITCHEN - * WHATTTTT *
HOUSE PARENT - "welcome to Oxbridge tutorial college"

Oxbridge Academy 

high school and middle schoolers who take up the town. This school is filled with white washed black people and rich white kids. Most white rich kids act black by listening to 3 rap songs. Kids don't pay attention but will find ways for their parents to bribe the teacher for better grades.
Person 1- why does that kid have all the most expensive clothes Person 2- Oh, They are a spoiled bitch from oxbridge academy Person 1- Now it makes sense
Oxbridge Academy by zboi87 March 31, 2025

obridge academy 

ghetto ass online school that scams you into giving them money
damn im surprised she goes to obridge academy with her broke ass
obridge academy by thereal_og19378 August 31, 2023
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