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Autolepathy 

Derived from the suffix "Auto" and the root word "Telepathy"

Autolepathy is the common belief that, while driving, if you talk to the car ahead of you, it will somehow make that car behave in a way you want it to.
While driving:

Driver: Come on, Mustang, I got to get somewhere. How about you hurry up.

Passenger: Dude, your Autolepathy is not gonna work.
Autolepathy by Car Talker August 15, 2009
Related Words

autopathetic 

Autopathetic-

Person(s) so bad, sad or incompetent that the person(s) know(s) at their core they are useless in at least that area of their life.

An object/function so poorly designed, executed or worn out that it is a shining example of incompetence, uselessness or the absurd.
The Lions and Raiders have been autopathetic the last decade.
The newest software upgrade was so autopathetic it was embarrassed to install itself.
The new mayor was classic autopathetic and was arrested after only 2 weeks in office.
autopathetic by DenverNN December 4, 2010

Autopathetic 

1.
adjective:

claiming to care more about some trivial sillyness to excuse foregoing inconvenient empathy

2.
adjective:

ACTUALLY caring more about one's own minutiae than other people's devastation
Autopatheticly, Brett Kavanaugh resentfully wimpered some random wistfulness about his dad's calenders.
Autopathetic by ~ _ ~ March 18, 2019

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026