Prixing 

To present something as an offer without the intention of actually giving it.

No, you can’t have it, I was just prixing you.

Prixing by Lhahaha January 3, 2020

Priming the pump 

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.

In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."

Priming the pump by Bogrimm May 19, 2017

pandemic pricing 

A term for the phenomenon of rent costs decreasing all over the United States due to COVID-19.

It has been so crazy since pandemic pricing has arrived, we’re able to rent a two bedroom apartment in New York City for $4,995 whereas before it was easily $5,300!

pandemic pricing by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020

Predatory Pricing 

The practice of selling a product at a very low price with the sole intention of driving competitors out of business only to jack the price way up after you eliminate the competition.

Wal-Mart is well known for using predatory pricing.

Predatory Pricing by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Priding 

(v.) To engage in LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) Pride Fedstival-related activities, usually in the summer time.

We'll be priding this weekend. How about you?

Priding by Neologian-PJG June 25, 2012

Priming 

Beginning the pushing process of pooping before you enter the bathroom to ensure that no time is wasted on the toilet.

My diarrhea was so bad, I tried priming my bathroom break and ruined the living room carpet

Priming by twelveotenandahalf May 23, 2018

Optimus Priming 

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"

usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

Optimus Priming by Bootstrap Bill July 2, 2009