stories 

What white-trash call Television shows.

Bubba, run to the Piggly Wiggly and pick mamma up some smokes. I don't want to miss my stories.

stories by King Festus September 26, 2005

stories 

What grandmas call soap operas.

"Ethel, I have to hang up the phone now, my stories are coming on!"
"Thanks for reminding me, Gertrude, my story's on too!"

stories by Popeyes Chicken October 3, 2006

Stories 

Persons who greet each other with the word "Story" (an abbreviation of the greeting "What's the Story?"). "Stories" traditionally wear tracksuits and are slightly undesirable.

Here come a bunch of Stories / Bloody Stories / Oh no - Story kids.

Stories by PopeMichael July 21, 2009

stories 

stories are books with little books inside them

mommy i love stories

stories by butterflybreezes June 14, 2020

Stories 

An individual’s favorite television series; episodes, short series, dramatic graphic series, and or television shorts

Her: What are you doing this evening?
Him: I’m going to pour some wine and watch my
Stories.

Stories by Black_Adam May 6, 2022

stories, tales, lies and exaggerations 

Hence named after the last line of the first verse of "Had a Dat"- A Sublime documentary that any Sublime fan should own.. Has many interviews and unseen footage of the band before Bradley's death on May 25, 1996.. RIP Bradley and Louie.. We love you and miss you.

"Before I end you will be victims of my stories, tales, lies and exaggerations.."

stories, tales, lies and exaggerations by Crazy Fool April 5, 2005

Stories Not Standards 

The general idea that the story you get out of an event (eg. wild college party) is better than the moral value of whatever has taken place. This phrase implies that the more exciting or scandalous story you have to tell, the better! Live it up:)

Allison: Man, that sure was one crazy party last night. We almost got arrested!
Ashley: Yep, stories not standards gurrrl!

Stories Not Standards by MissParty June 20, 2011