shitpan 

A lavatory. Can be used in either a literal or metaphoric sense.

"I need a dump, where's the shitpan?"
"This company's going down the shitpan."

shitpan by John Dennis September 23, 2005

shitpan 

A word to describe somebody who shits all over a toilet, i.e. round the rim and all over the seat with chunks of runny shit.

Anton Smith

shitpan by Tom Sleigh February 24, 2004

Shilpan  

A person that does work!

That dude was a Shilpan last night with those ladies!

Shilpan by Shilpan January 25, 2009

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired

Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.

shitcanned by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

Shitbangle 

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.

BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”

Shitbangle by M.C.H.L July 13, 2019

Shitaneous Combustion 

Unexpected and severe gassy diarrhea.

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.

Shitaneous Combustion by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012

shippandler 

A person who singlehandedly does both the shipping and the handling.

- When a mail man send out a letter, he is the shipper and the handler, so he can be considered the shippandler.

- When giving out valentines, the giver is the shipper and the handler, so he/she can be called the shippandler.

- "Dude, Megan and I had so much fun at my place last night. She's the best shippandler I've met."

shippandler by Fal Avedon February 10, 2010