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Shitpanning 

(verb) to shitpan. When one or a group of drunken people attempt to cook for themselves in the early hours with disasterous effects. Extra points for using ingredients you don't technically own.

NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.
"Mate I'm not well after all the booze and shitpanning last night."

"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."

"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."
Shitpanning by NotRichardCole January 29, 2010
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Shittanning Shore 

Nickname of the town Kittanning, located in Pennsylvania. the name is a parody of Jersey Shore.
"Dude, did you go to the Penns game Saturday?!"

"Naw, I was hangin out down on Shittanning Shore baby!"
Shittanning Shore by Bubby the Whale September 25, 2011

Shitpantsing 

When you are relaxing or playing a relaxing game and all of the sudden you get jumscared and you shit yo pants
Gio was shitpantsing because of his brother jake