A school full of "mature" kids who make jokes that belong in either 6th grade or to dads: an example is, "What does Miley Cirus eat on Thanksgiving?," you're going to laugh at this one, "Twerkey!!!!" Now ain't that funny. . . . At Eldorado, you got your small group of rich white kids, then just a bunch of other ethnicites thrown in there randomly. Not too many Asians, not too many Mexicans, but a shit ton of furries and weaboos (I mean a SHIT ton). Now, you might think there are a ton of drugs and drug use there, well there is but not what you'd think. Most of the drug use is by the white kids who think they're being cool by smoking a blunt and doing something retarded. All the dances there are super overpriced to account for the DJ's and the rediculous amount of decorations that don't make sense. Did I say dance, I meant RAVE. The dances are just a ton of laser lights and hardcore EDM.

Did you see that super fucking white weaboo who was peeing in the parking lot?

Yeah he must be an Eldorado High School kid.

Dude the Eldo dance is gonna be lit!
Dance, I think you mean rave dumbass.

Eldorado high school by ImAWhiteBoi January 12, 2017

Eldorado Highschool

Eldo has a cat as a mascot because they are pussies. Also most of their students there are tweakers....YIKES

Eldorado Highschool ain't nothing but tweakers. Every kid that goes there is fucked.

Eldorado Highschool by BabyJisGreat December 8, 2017

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Cadillac Eldorado

Most pimpin whip in da game.

I took a spin in the Cadillac Eldorado and hit 140; I was amazed!

Cadillac Eldorado by NecrosanX January 16, 2009

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The Eldorado Steamer

A technique so complex, disgusting, and sexy at the same time that it has been forbidden. Rumors say that it involves Chipotle, laxatives, sheet music, saran wrap, and gold leaf.

I gave her The Eldorado Steamer last night. It was the most beautiful and disturbing thing I've ever done.

The Eldorado Steamer by TastefullCopyrightInfringement May 11, 2015

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